Let’s Get Bryzzo’d Chicago

01 Apr, 2017

After Kris Bryant hit 39 home runs en route to an MVP Award, and together with Anthony Rizzo helped end the Cubs’ 108-year World Series drought, it’s obvious that things are doing well at the Bryzzo Souvenir Company. That can mean only one thing: Expansion.

So, the two have brought on some partners in Kyle Schwarber, Addison Russell, Ben Zobrist, Javier Baez and even David Ross. Despite his seniority, Ross is a mere intern working in the mail room of the souvenir conglomerate.

Perhaps even more surprising? They’ve managed to land Pearl Jam frontman and Cubs fan Eddie Vedder to write the company’s jingle — you can even hear him doing a little Devo jam for the company at the 47-second mark in the above video.

What’s next for the company? Will we soon see the company expand further with Bryzzo Tech? Will they show up on “Undercover Boss?” Will they go public with an IPO offering (whatever that means)? Only time will tell.

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